By John Helmer, Moscow
Since 1984 – that’s 37 years – the difference between a slice of meat between two buns and truth-telling by the President of the United States has been thin.
That’s why the Wendy’s Company of Dublin, Ohio, became famous with the line that distinguishes between propaganda and truth, between the beef and the buns. The line is “Where’s the beef?” It made its debut in Wendy’s hamburger advertisement (lead image); it was weaponised by Walter Mondale against Gary Hart in the Democratic presidential nomination campaign of 1984; it was revived last year when, on account of the Covid-19 pandemic, supplies of beef patties began to run out at US hamburger outlets.
When President Joe Biden (left) meets President Vladimir Putin (centre) in Geneva next Wednesday, June 16, the White House has promised a tirade of attacks on Russia, including last week’s a cyber hack on meat processor JBS; last month’s Colonial fuel pipeline hack; and last year’s SolarWinds hack on every secret the US government thinks it is keeping.
Remember that if the SolarWinds allegation is true, there’s only one secret Biden has left – this is that there aren’t any US secrets he can keep from Putin, including how much beef there is in US hamburgers and petrol in US gas tanks .
Placatory as Putin always is at these events, he has promised his Defence Minister and General Staff to ask Biden, Where’s the war? When he’s heard the answer, Putin will draw the red lines beyond which — if Biden dares — Russia promises to deliver more beef than the US government can predict or control.
Chris Cook asks what will happen next. Click to listen to the podcast, commencing at Minute 30:00 .
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