

By John Helmer, Moscow
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Howdy Doody was the most famous puppet in US history who was made of wood. He lived between 1937 and 1978.
He reappeared on a New York radio station this week in what the White House confirms was this dialogue:
“And Putin, when he looks at you, President Trump, he looks at you like you’re a matinee idol, which you are by the way. He loves you; he loves you. And then he leaves, or he hangs up the phone and then he sends another bomb…I mean, what is this guy thinking? [Donald Trump]: I don’t know…But it seems that every time I think we’re close, he goes and drops another bomb on somebody and it’s just no good. It’s no good. I’m very surprised. Actually, I’m very surprised…Well, you know what, I’m going to have almost three and a half years and that’s a long time and we can get things solved. We can get almost, I think, everything — I think everything is solved in that period of time.”
That evening, just before sitting down to dinner at Joe’s Seafood, a Washington, DC, restaurant, Trump came face to face with several women who sang six times: “Free DC, free Palestine. Trump is the Hitler of our time. Free DC, free Palestine. Trump is the Hitler of our time.” Trump used hand gestures to have the chorus removed.
The next day, the White House social media office directed by Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller published this: “What’s with Russia violating Poland’s airspace with drones? Here we go!”
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