

By John Helmer, Moscow
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President Donald Trump has just won the Vietnam War – except that he’s too modest to declare it a victory over Presidents Kennedy, Johnson and Nixon, or claim theirs was a war against Vietnam which would never have happened if he had been president.
In the first place, Trump’s predecessors would not have contemplated expressing their honour and pleasure in dealing with a Vietnamese Communist. In the second place, they would never have imagined declaring victory over the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese Army by requiring them to buy US-made SUVs, not when the retreating and defeated US Army was surrendering their vehicles for no charge at all.
“It is my Great Honor to announce,” Trump tweeted on July 2, “that I have just made a Trade Deal with the Socialist Republic of Vietnam after speaking with To Lam, the Highly Respected General Secretary of the Communist Party of Vietnam…The Terms are that Vietnam will pay the United States a 20% Tariff on any and all goods sent into our Territory, and a 40% Tariff on any Transshipping. In return, Vietnam will do something that they have never done before, give the United States of America TOTAL ACCESS to their Markets for Trade. In other words, they will “OPEN THEIR MARKET TO THE UNITED STATES,” meaning that, we will be able to sell our product into Vietnam at ZERO Tariff. It is my opinion that the SUV or, as it is sometimes referred to, Large Engine Vehicle, which does so well in the United States, will be a wonderful addition to the various product lines within Vietnam. Dealing with General Secretary To Lam, which I did personally, was an absolute pleasure.”
The telephone call with To Lam took place on July 2. There had been an earlier one between Trump and Lam on April 25. Between the two, the Vietnamese abandoned their demand for a zero-percent tariff for their exports to the US. There is no telling, however, not from Trump nor from Lam, what agreement they reached on Trump’s demand that Vietnam join his trade war against China and stop importing high-technology components and electronics from China and re-exporting them to the US.
The smell of Trump’s victories over his enemies comes at a small price. Between this latest one over Vietnam, a fresh capitulation over Hamas, announced on July 1, and the “total obliteration” of Iran’s nuclear programme on June 22, Trump has announced that he is selling a line of victory fragrances for men and women; that’s to say Trump’s Fight Fight Fight cologne and Victory 45-47 perfume at $199 and $249, respectively; $100 discount if you buy two.
No president of the US has ever marketed the scent of his body parts; no president has ever collected money for turning elected office into a brand-name for consumer sales. Not even the kings and queens of England charge merchants for issuing royal warrants. But Trump has made the smell of victory an “official fragrance for patriots who never back down…your rallying cry in a bottle…embodies strength, power and victory”.
From the Russian point of view, this newest victory of Trump’s confirms he’s nothing more than a вонючка (“stinker”), a conman, a fraud. President Vladimir Putin has already appointed a special negotiator, Kirill Dmitriev, to negotiate bribery, fraud, grand larceny, tax evasion and money laundering with Trump and his business allies.
Putin has said himself in his most recent remarks on Trump: “We have good prospects for economic cooperation. We are aware that American businesses are demonstrating interest, showing intent, and sending signals about their desire to return to our market. We can only welcome this. However, all such developments require consistent preparation. That said, overall, such a meeting [with Trump] remains entirely possible, and we would be pleased to arrange it.”
This wasn’t exactly the victory smell Trump calls 45-47 Victory. About the negotiations to end the war in the Ukraine, Putin told Trump to look at the term sheets, the 22-point memorandum tabled by General Keith Kellogg for the Ukraine and the 33-point memorandum tabled for Russia by Vladimir Medinsky. “Regarding the memorandums,” Putin said, “there were no surprises. I will not tell you anything surprising, either. These are two absolutely opposing memorandums, but that is precisely why talks are set up and held – to find ways to bring positions closer. The fact that they were diametrically opposed does not seem surprising to me, either. I would not like to go into details, as I believe it would be counterproductive – even harmful – to get ahead of the talks…The agenda? In my opinion, the discussion should focus on the memoranda from both sides.”
In the new podcast with Nima Alkhorshid, Ray McGovern and I report how our noses smell what is happening between Trump and Putin. The noses have also detected two new smells in the wind – the US arms delivery pause to the Ukraine, and the telephone call of July 1 between Putin and the French President, Emmanuel Macron.
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